‘Haiku Tu’
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‘Red Rooster come here.’
‘Please Red Rooster, please come here.’
‘I’m axing you nice.’
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The polite farmer
axing the red bird to come:
‘It’s Haiku for you.’
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‘No.’ said Red Rooster.
‘But, you are more than welcome
to go axe yourself.’
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[End of ‘Haiku Tu’ / no more, nada, it’s all through. / No more farmer, too.]
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‘Haiku Flu’
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A long time ago
in a land of plenty snow
people did not go
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outside with one shoe.
No, they went outside with two.
Otherwise, they Flu.
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[End of ‘Haiku Flu’ / No more, nada, we’re all through. / Everyone turns blue.]
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‘Haiku Poo’
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High Diddle Diddle,
little doggie went piddle,
then gave a riddle
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To his Master Boy,
‘If you let me chew your toy,
I’ll then call you Roi.’
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‘Now, what is my name,
if our dear father’s the same,
but I have no reign?’
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There came a paws thence
as Master Boy’s nose did wince.
‘Well, your are no Prince!’
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[End of ‘Haiku Poo’ / No more, nada, we’re all through. / Thank god it’s not poo!]
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©Marvin Loyd Welborn 2011
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I believe you have experienced a creativity explosion.
LOL. Just so long as it doesn’t ricochet too much flak upon me. 😉
Ha ha ha….very funny, and exploding all over – I don’t care what you call these, they’re really fun, creative and enjoyable. No, they’re not the proper thing (haiku/senryu) — but you knew that. The asides are as good as the main bodies of the poems! Well done, sir!
This was so much fun..ha.ha…
Reminds me of Fireblossom’s share too.
Happy day ~
Hilarious! You have a special knack for it, I see! Enjoyed them!
Hank
You are adept at this! Wonderful!!
peripherals
haha – the one with the rooster cracked me up…smiles
hahaha these are a trip! i wont axe again…smiles…the flu is not a good thing but i always dreamed of flying…
Too funny, and yes Fireblossom went your direction too – I do like the little narrative wrap ups best, thank you for the laughs!